Jorge’s XBL Names :)

• Xaro99

• MGC Xaro

• Xaro burns jews

• Xaro slits jews

• Xaro slaps jews

• Xaro slams jews

• Xaro cooks jews

• Xaro beats jews

• Xaro hangs jews

• Xaro cuts jews

• Xaro bakes jews

• Xaro fries jews

• Xaro kills jews

• Xaro licks jews

• Xaro kicks jews

• Xaro sells jews

• Xaro slays jews

• Xaro eats jews

• Noah blows jews

• Xaro Died

• Xaro was here

Jorge is also number 1 in the world at yaris and he is hispanic.

Facebook on Xbox Live!? OMG!!

Facebook has finally upgraded because now when you sign in xbox live it asks if you to if you want to connect to Facebook. Which is great because u can browse people, look at photos, change your status, and look at posts but the one thing you cant do is message people which pretty much makes the whole concept of Facebook on the Xbox pointless. Yeah its fun to get on and check but when it comes down to it not being able to message anyone on a chat/messaging website sucks. In my opinion its a terrible download on xbox live and a waste of time waiting on it to download but other people may like it and thats ok because everyone is entitled to an opinion.

Need For Speed Shift 10/10

Why does it deserve a 10/10? It is a question that runs through my mind but quickly i can answer “because its the first NfS since NfS:HP2 that hasn’t been a waste of money.” Even though its not free roam game nor does it take place in a city but its a smooth racing game. Being able to look through your drivers eyes and see your arms grabbing the wheel changing the gears and even being able to look around the cab of your car.

It is also realistic driving you cant take a turn at 80 mph and expect to stay on track, if you have a FWD car you can make turns easier, if you have RWD car you can burn it up on a straight stretch, and if you have a AWD car you can correct any mistakes you make. Also American muscle can beat Japanese speed cars thats why you have to study your opponents.

You have to drive smart in this game if you don’t you lose. For example when your driving on a straight stretch stay on the outside and when you make it to the turn, turn to the inside of the turn. Down shift while in a turn because you have to take it slow anyway then shift back up after you get through it because if you try to floor it when you get straight you’ll blow your engine and lose.

But When compared to all other Need for speeds this one takes 2nd place because no other need for speed beats NfS:HP2 for the playstation. But out  of all the newer need for speeds this one takes the cake.

Where is the updated version of Pong?

        Ill tell you where the updated “Pong” is at. Its on the Wii and in my opinion it get a 8/10 I its more than moving up and down its moving all around. Its one of those games you can play with a friend all day. The only bad thing about this game is the repetitive bouncing of the disk The name of the new pong in laser hockey and it is on Wii Play.

CoD:MW2

Freakin Call of Duty Modern Warefare 2 the best of the best if you do not like call of duty that is your opinion but a very dumb one. Call of Duty is a turn on for me, These new enhanced graphics are probably the best to date and the gameplay out of this world amazing.

I can understand that you halo3 players wouldnt like call of duty because there is no wussy shields keeping you from dying after 5 minutes of being fired upon. Halo3 players why dont you try call of duty it is as realistic as it gets beacause you actually have to strategize use tactics be silent, play as a freakin team not no ima run in cause im so real with my shield(BUT WITHOUT THIS SHIELD I WOULD SUCK AND DIE ALOT)and BR which i am good with but without these shields i cant even get a shot off.

 (Back to call of duty) The game picks up where call of duty 4 modern warfare left off. In the online game play you get things from throwing knifes to riot shields. New killstreak bonuses give the online play a little bit more of a kick.

“Madden 10″ more like “Madden Awesome”

Madden 10 is awesome not only are the rosters up to date but the new features make the game. For example if you dont know if you got a first down then the chain gang brings out the chains to check if you got a first down.

New play choosing is also a new factor in the game; each page of plays has three plays on it but you dont have to highlight them to select them this year you can hit A, X, Y for xbox or X, Square, O for ps3 .

The new rip the ball feature. In the old games there would be a pile up and they just get up like nothing happens. In this years game when in a pile up u have to button mash in order to rip or keep the ball in your possession.

New halftime show and post game show. In the old games the only thing that would happen at halftime and the end of the game was you could only look at stats. Now it Tells you your stats and shows you highlights from your game.

Farts in Games

 

Leisure Suit Larry is famous for his terrible humor and his farts. Pressing ”O” on the controller at anytime in the game will make him fart and its not the same fart everytime there are a few like the sqeaker, the toad, and the machine gun. The funny thing is that it is not like real life at all you fart in front of girls and pee on them and they dont say anything but when you talk to them they ask  if u want to party or hangout.

 

If you have played DeerAvenger 2 you will know that hunters killed his girlfriend and he decides to hunt them for a change. But in the game for every 5 kills you get you earn a special kill move that kills everyone in the room and take a guess a huge fart. At the bottom of the screen it shows a button that says fart press that button see what happens.

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